2014 YEAR-IN-PREVIEW | The East Bay Citizen’s crystal ball found many odd, yet plausible headlines awaiting us in 2014. Here are a few gleaned from the near future:
Rep. Eric Swalwell, touting new technologies, uses his World of Warcraft avatar to address the Hayward City Council.
Alameda County Supervisor Nate Miley Appoints Chris Miley To Be His Son
With Only His Power Boat, Phil Tagami Vows To Enter 2017 America’s Cup; Base Team At Alameda Point
Citing Stress Of Following Sexual Harassment Rules, Scott Haggerty Quits The Democratic Party, Again
Noel Gallo Plants New Grass In Front Yard Just So He Can Yell At Kids To Get Off It
Fremont Mayor Bill Harrison Named New Subway Spokesman
Lew Wolff buys the LA Galaxy; moves them to Oakland.
Ellen Corbett Finishes Closes Second In June Primary Despite Wearing The Same Blue Dress
Congressional Race Turned Upside Down With Disclosure Mike Honda Drives A Hyundai.
Uber Progressive Supervisor Richard Valle declares July 4 ‘Raul Castro Day In Alameda County’
Oakland Councilwoman McElhaney Censured For Plagiarizing Speeches Of Televangelist Creflo Dollar
Ro Khanna Fritters Away His Campaign Cash Buying Bobbleheads On Ebay
Rep. Eric Swalwell and all Congressmembers Receive A Trophy Just For Showing Up
Blacks in Oakland Angry After Mayor’s Happy Quan-za cards arrive in Late February.