Best East Bay Political Quotes Of 2013

2013 YEAR-IN-REVIEW | Two thousand and thirteen was destined to fail as an eventful year. Following the tumult and sheer craziness of 2012, East Bay politicians stayed out of trouble, but the slowly improving local economy may have offered an opportunity for some to bring a bit more levity to the public meetings and their off-the-cuff comments. A greater emphasis on Oakland starting in January also brought its raucous city council meetings into greater focus. However, be it the growing struggle between increased greater safety and public privacy or the political battle lines being drawn for races next year across the East Bay, the conversations created many great quotes. Here’s the 2013 edition of the annual East Bay Citizen best political quotes:


“The sheriff is saying trust us and we’re saying we don’t trust you.”
Michael Siegel, Oakland civil rights attorney, Feb. 14, at a hearing detailing the Alameda County sheriff’s plan to purchase two domestic drones.

“He’s the wrong guy for Oakland. It’s a bad idea to ask for his advice, but worse to give him $250,000.”
-Oakland civil rights attorney Dan Siegel, Jan. 14, in opposition to a $250,000 police consulting contract for super cop Bill Bratton.

Dan Kalb

“Alright, sounds good to me.”
-Oakland Councilmember Dan Kalb, in July, during the initial discussion of the Domain Awareness Center at a Public Safety Committee meeting that featured no opposition on the topic.

“The OPD is in need of a fixin’”
-Councilmember Lynette Gibson McElhaney, Jan. 15, during an Oakland City Council speaking to then-Oakland Police Chief Howard Jordan.

“J.Quan told me she realizes I have a chip on my shoulder. Insulting, more like a broken skull and brain trauma.”
Scott Olsen, the Iraq War veteran who was struck in the head with projectiles fired by police during a Occupy Oakland protest in 2011, tweets, Mar. 6, about a private discussion with Oakland Mayor Jean Quan.

Jean Quan

“We were screaming and shouting and not moving and clapping and we were basically telling Lew Wolff, ‘Now, tell Major League Baseball that this city and these fans don’t care. The A’s belong in Oakland.’”

-Oakland Mayor Jean Quan, recalling, Feb. 27, during her State of the City address, the scenes of adoration bestowed by A’s fans on their team the October before, following their season-ending defeat at the Coliseum.
“We have three teams, two facilities and a majority of them are saying they’re leaving. If you we’re to ask me if I we’re a betting man, I would say we can probably save two of them.”
-Alameda County Supervisor Scott Haggerty, Jan. 25, succinctly describing the situation with the region’s three professional sports franchises, the Athletics, Raiders and Warriors.

Bill Quirk

“What you realize when you get up there is how little you know.”
-Assemblymember Bill Quirk, in January, candidly describing his initial difficulties getting acquainted with the inner-workings of politics in the State Assembly.

“Bob Wieckowski? He’s 0-for-3.”
Roman Reed, a candidate for the State Senate’s 10th District who is paralyzed, says he is running because his opponent Assembly Bob Wieckowski, who is also running for the seat, failed to pass stem cell legislation on three occasions.

“I am now pleading on behalf of the victims, myself as one, family members and I ask that you do the right thing and make this correction.”
Nancy Skinner, during a stunning and emotional speech on the Assembly floor she reveals being sexually abused as a child while urging colleagues to extend the timeframe for adults abused as children to sue non-profit groups.

Scott Haggerty
PHOTO/Shane Bond

“Who would you f**k? Wilma Chan or Gail Steele?”

-In a lawsuit filed by Supervisor Scott Haggerty’s former chief of staff, it alleges his former boss often joked with male staff members about breasts and generally acted boorishly toward women.
“You don’t know me. You don’t know me. I probably have just as many undocumented friends as you do, because when I walk out of these chambers, you have no idea where I go. You don’t know what I do. In fact, I had several conversations with my undocumented friends yesterday and, in fact, I have a friend who is married to an undocumented woman. I see the fear they walk in everyday. You don’t know me.”
-Alameda County Supervisor Scott Haggerty, at a board meeting in April involving the federal immigration program Secure Communities, unleashes his 10-minute-long “You don’t know me” speech.
“I think Rome is burning.”
-Alameda County Supervisor Nate Miley, in March, commenting on the state of Oakland and fueling rumors he may run for mayor.
“You will be vindicated. The war on drugs is a failure.”
-Alameda County Supervisor Nate Miley, in February, during a commendation for the founders of some of Oakland’s noted medical cannabis dispensaries. He later jokes the day should be celebrated with free cannabis for all, all the while, donning a t-shirt in chambers that reads, “Cannabis.”


“Are we going to start raising the Cuba flag, too? As far as I know when an entity raises a flag over a country it means they conquered it.”
-San Leandro theater owner Dan Dillman, in September, argues the City Council’s plan to fly the Chinese flag over City Hall to celebrate its national day amounts to a loss of sovereignty.

“How can I say I’m for green technology and vote against a wind turbine?”
-San Leandro Councilmember Jim Prola, a noted progressive, on how he voted for a contentious single-use private wind turbine on the San Leandro shoreline over the cries of nearby homeowners.

“Don’t you want to develop our point?”
-Alameda Councilmember Marilyn Ezzy Ashcraft, in November, kindly asking Oakland developer Phil Tagami if his intention at Alameda Point is actually for development, not leasing and management.

Michael Sweeney

“We’re at the bottom. We’re the lowest performing school in Alameda County. Take a long look at that. This is a big problem.”

-Hayward Mayor Michael Sweeney, Feb. 1, at a State of the City address pointing to a chart describing its school district’s pitiful performance problems.
“Its not the kind of environment that any reasonable person would want to work in.”
-The attorney for Stan “Data” Dobbs, the former Hayward Unified School District employee who returns to become its next superintendent. However, queries by the East Bay Citizen before his appointment makes him nervous. He pulls consideration, then rethinks. He’s later takes the job.
“We have drawn the line. This is the line. We’re not taking no more concessions. When our backs are against the wall, we come out swinging. This is the first part of the swing, then there’s a belly blow, then there’s a chin check, then there’s a knockout.”
Daryl Lockhart, a representative for SEIU Local 1021 at a rally in front of Hayward City Hall during the beginning of a three-day strike in August by city employees.


“We will lean on him to do progressive stuff and make him declare to be on our side.”
Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison tells East Bay Citizen during a March fundraising stop in Oakland, when asked about the iffy progressive credentials of Rep. Eric Swalwell.

“Hopefully Eric will lose, and I am doing everything I can to see that Ellen Corbett wins that primary election.”
Pete Stark issues a challenge to Rep. Eric Swalwell, in November. Swalwell later uses the comments to rally support against State Sen. Ellen Corbett.


“Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Dang Ding Ow,”
-KTVU anchor Tori Campbell says the words that will live in Bay Area media infamy during a July 12 newscast when she erroneously reports the names of pilots involved in the tragic Asiana Airlines plane crash at SFO.


2012 – Pete Stark. “If I we’re a lawyer–I would call that bribery, but I’m not a lawyer, so I’ll let Mr. Swalwell define what he thinks taking all this money from people he gave special zoning privileges is. Maybe, this is how he sees his role in government.”
2011 – Ken Pratt. “I nominate her [Jean Quan] the queen of residential blight.”
2010 – Bill Lockyer. “I’m just a volunteer.”
2009 – Pete Stark. “Well, I wouldn’t dignify you by peeing on your leg. It wouldn’t be worth wasting the urine.”

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  2. By MW:

    In regard to my above post, I neglected to mention, but should have, that in addition to being a politician Bill Lockyer is also a lawyer. In fact, some years ago he served for a time as California's Attorney General.

    Concerning how seriously we should take any statements from Bill Lockyer that the money he will be receiving from Brown Rudman and/or its clients is not a conflict interest and is not just a lightly disguised bribe, over eighty percent of politicians are pathological liars, over ninety percent of lawyers are pathological liars, over ninety five percent of the politicians who are also lawyers are pathological liars, over ninety eight percent of the lawyers who are drug addicts are pathological liars, and of those politicians who are also both lawyers and drug addicts, at least ninety nine percent, and probably all one hundred percent, are pathological liars.


  3. By MW:

    It was recently announced that Bill Lockyer, in other words the guy who is California's state Treasurer and also the husband of circus clown and drug addict Nadia Lockyer, will also now be taking a part time job with the major law firm of Brown Rudnick.


    However, Bill Lockyer's PR people and Brown Rudnick put out statements “proving” that him working for, AND BEING PAID BY, Brown Rudnick while he is also serving as California's Treasurer does not constitute a conflict of interest.

    Previously, and while he was representing the East Bay in the state legislature, he was also working part time for and receiving a salary from another law firm. And I am sure he also “knew” that also did not constitute a conflict of interest.

    In other words, I would even believe a statement from Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Bernard Madoff, or Pablo Escobar that they were not involved in lies, fraud, bribery, or criminal activity in general before I would l believe a statement issued by a the typical lawyer or law firm.


  4. What no quotes from the World Champion Foot-in-the-Mouth Winner Jean Quan? Shame on you. She's a laugh, as well as a nice big dose of terror, a minute.


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